Dear Valentine,     

Thanks for

 Not being

pregnant.

        love, 

        Chris

  Umm. . . You're welcome? I'm glad I'm not pregnant right now, too. I love how a magazine will make such a big deal about a celeb going to Peet's Coffee. Serious? Is it that monumental? I guess some people need proof that entertainment 'gods and godesses' are just like us. Thirsty.