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Dear Valentine,
The sparks
from your welding
torch blind me.
Love,
Chris
NO. The sparks from YOUR torch blind me. It’s funny that over the last few years we’ve switched roles. You brandishing the torch, and me watching with fire extinguisher in hand. I guess we’ve finally settled into our gender roles.
Dear Valentine,
Don’t worry. I won’t divorce you.
Let’s NOT get a divorce.
Love,
Chris
Agreed. 100% agreed. I love you way too much. I love you. I love you.
License,
Registration,
Phone #,
Insurance?
Thank you.
That’ll be
all.
Will you be
my Valentine?
Love,
Chris
Dear Valentine.
You are at least
as attractive as
her.
Love,
Chris
I’m glad you like the way I look Chris. I guess it doesn’t really matter since you’re stuck with me anyway.
I fell in love with you
When into my life you kung-flew.
