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12 days of Valentines: A Flame of Love

Dear Valentine, The sparks from your welding torch blind me. Love, Chris NO. The sparks from YOUR torch blind me. It’s funny that over the last few years we’ve switched roles. You brandishing the torch, and me watching with fire extinguisher in hand. I guess we’ve finally settled into our gender roles.

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12 Days of Valentines: Let’s Agree

Dear Valentine, Don’t worry. I won’t divorce you. Let’s NOT get a divorce. Love, Chris Agreed. 100% agreed. I love you way too much. I love you. I love you.

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12 Days of Valentines: License and Registration

License, Registration, Phone #, Insurance? Thank you. That’ll be all. Will you be my Valentine? Love, Chris

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